The phrase “I’m so drunk right now” screams “lightweight annoying girl at the party no one likes.” Don’t be that guy. If you’re drunk, people will be able to tell, don’t tell people what they already know, it’s unbecoming.

But I really need to tell people how drunk I am!
No, you’re wrong. It’s one of the worst forms of seeking attention.

We’ve all done it before, and we all have to deal with it at some point…it’s still tacky.

The only time you should address your own drunkenness is when you are explaining why you need a ride home or a couch on which to sleep.

Stay classy.