“Baby, it’s starting to get cloudy out. We’re in fucking California. I miss Summer.”

Is your girlfriend nagging you about the fact that it’s not bikini weather anymore because the thermometer dropped below a cool 85-degrees Fahrenheit? Then bring back the memories of summer with this drink: The Junebug. It’s a summer classic, it’s really fruity, and it’ll put the toilet seat back down, all things that girls like. I can’t really vouch for the toilet seat thing, but if it could, it would.

Simply pour the contents over ice, then add a tiny bit of grenadine at the end, so as not to muddy up the presentation. If you ugly-up the drink, it’ll probably remind your girl more about your back-hair than the summer, and she won’t be sporting that bikini anytime soon.

Stay classy.