Nathaniel James is a bartender based out of Orange County, CA.
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Sep 19
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In recognition of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I present to you a recipe named for the pirate of all pirates: Captain Jack Sparrow. I guarantee that this one will knock you on your ass, if not, I have few doubts that you’ll be walking around your parties this weekend talking like a pirate…or at least killing that joke about the latest pirate movie that was rated ARRRRR! Pro-Tip for the dudes: Abstain from singing that “Yo Ho” song around large groups of women. It’s hard to dodge a stiletto-heel thrown from a girl in a slutty pirate costume. Stay classy.

In recognition of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I present to you a recipe named for the pirate of all pirates: Captain Jack Sparrow.

I guarantee that this one will knock you on your ass, if not, I have few doubts that you’ll be walking around your parties this weekend talking like a pirate…or at least killing that joke about the latest pirate movie that was rated ARRRRR!

Pro-Tip for the dudes: Abstain from singing that “Yo Ho” song around large groups of women. It’s hard to dodge a stiletto-heel thrown from a girl in a slutty pirate costume.

Stay classy.

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