So you ended up at a massive Bro Party. Let me guess, it has a really clever theme like “Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes.” All the beers are shitty, and all the liquor is trashy…however, there happens to be one cute girl at the party, and she’s actually talking to you. Her Dixie cup is empty…what do you do?

Well, if the party is half as trashy as I think it is, you should have the ingredients for a Hpnotiq Martini. All you need is the Hpnotiq and some sort of vodka…one of the misguided bros probably brought Grey Goose thinking that it’s actually a good liquor, so go ahead and use that if it’s available. Also, there’s gotta be a martini glass somewhere around the party, so search it out.

No mixing tin? Simply pour the ingredients into one cup of ice, then pour all of that into another cup, then back into the first cup, then strain the drink into the martini glass.

Congratulations, you just made the trashy Bro Party a bit more bearable.

Stay classy.